but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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