I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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