The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
So vagazzling was a success
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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