think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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