I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
i think my cat just said my name.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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