She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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