yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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