We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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