Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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