after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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