More tranny stories later!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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