It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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