I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Michael Bay diarrhea
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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