Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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