I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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