And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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