he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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