Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize