You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Two words: nipple clamps
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