so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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