Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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