I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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