I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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