as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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