is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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