have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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