girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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