It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.