I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Use "feeling words"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..