it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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