i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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