Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm going to jail i love you
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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