Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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