Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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