You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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