I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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