I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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