What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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