i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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