Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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