Welp...herpes.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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