ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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