sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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