just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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