i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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