I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs