Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.