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If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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