I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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