is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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