and you said cock pushups were impossible
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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