he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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