Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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