its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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