Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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