oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize